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thedailywhat:

Mitt’s Sleight Of Hand of the Day: “No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by any candidate.”

What do you think? Vote here. 

[thanks, austin!]

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thesoundofmadness45:

johnjlm:

I love these.

Fuck you, Mitt.

This post is wonderful.

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alostshipsailed:

zebablah:

balladeslave:

ok we had to watch this in chem class

i’m pretty sure this is a premise to about 1 million porn vids

i feel like the kid who bumped into him did that shit on purpose, too

The kid watching the guy shower is just like “oh yeah yeah you rub that body rub it good look at that water cascade down your chemical burns mmmm”

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  • Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
  • Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
  • People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
  • Batman: I'M BACK!
  • Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
  • People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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adeandabet:

Confused about what to watch during the Olympics? Let my very scientific guide help you! I will accept donations via email for this service. Thank you!

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90skidandcompany:

Fact: You’ll get hired if you eat an onion bagel before a job interview.

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thedailywhat:

Reality Show Audition of the Day:  Andrew De Leon had never, ever performed for anyone before taking the stage in an audition for America’s Got Talent.

Holy schnikes — this will make you cry.

[neatorama]

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imnotheretomakefriends:

You’re going to pay $10 to see it in theaters (idk how much tickets cost i haven’t been to a movie in like a year) and it’s going to end up being a love story between Channing Tatum and some woman and you’re going to be like “ugh where are all the dicks? when is the orgy scene (minus Matthew McConaughey)?”

BJCGnofriends’ unsolicited recommendation: wait for it to come out on Blu-Ray. At least you’ll be able to pause it.

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thedailywhat:

BAMF of the Day: NBA rookie of the year Kyrie Irving goes undercover at a pickup basketball game, dressed as the aging “Uncle Drew.” Unbeknownst to his opponents, Uncle Drew’s got skills, and he wants you kids to get off his lawn court.

This is basically the best disguise for a pro basketball player since Larry Johnson dressed up as Grandmama to help out Steve Urkel and sell some Converse shoes.

[tastefullyoff]

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