Mitt’s Sleight Of Hand of the Day: “No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by any candidate.”
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ok we had to watch this in chem class
i’m pretty sure this is a premise to about 1 million porn vids
i feel like the kid who bumped into him did that shit on purpose, too
The kid watching the guy shower is just like “oh yeah yeah you rub that body rub it good look at that water cascade down your chemical burns mmmm”
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You’re going to pay $10 to see it in theaters (idk how much tickets cost i haven’t been to a movie in like a year) and it’s going to end up being a love story between Channing Tatum and some woman and you’re going to be like “ugh where are all the dicks? when is the orgy scene (minus Matthew McConaughey)?”
BJCGnofriends’ unsolicited recommendation: wait for it to come out on Blu-Ray. At least you’ll be able to pause it.
BAMF of the Day: NBA rookie of the year Kyrie Irving goes undercover at a pickup basketball game, dressed as the aging “Uncle Drew.” Unbeknownst to his opponents, Uncle Drew’s got skills, and he wants you kids to get off his
This is basically the best disguise for a pro basketball player since Larry Johnson dressed up as Grandmama to help out Steve Urkel and sell some Converse shoes.